Welcome to Clam's World!

What an absolute thrill, am I right?! Today's society just doesn't appreciate the fine craftsmanship behind a good old fashioned blog, but I'm here to blow their minds.

For years, I've found myself wanting to indulge in another creative (chaotic) outlet but nothing seemed like the right fit. I'll never make it on TikTok, Substack is for the cool girls looking for book deals, and Instagram will forever be a platform where I see massive success to a micro audience of every person I've ever met in my life (ie. not many). I needed MORE, and by god, I think I've found it.

So...welcome to Clam's World! This topsy-turvy corner of the internet will be where I share my deepest darkest thoughts like: Whatever happened to Erik von Detten? Is it safe to get your ear's pierced at Claire's? Why can't I literally ever get a stain out of my tablecloths?

No, but seriously. It will be SO fun! 

I'm planning to write silly things, share behind-the-scenes from my parties, tell you what recipes I've liked making, and probably post details on handbags that I don't deserve to have. It will be like an intimate glimpse into my unwell mind, and you're invited.

As the great Penny Lane said, "it's all happening." SEE YA!